Heard on the streets of D.C.

While walking down a street in Washington, D.C. last weekend, I heard this little piece of a coversation:

A 30ish woman talking to her family: "I mean, I don't know. When I have the baby, I'm gonna have to sell it for more than it's cost me."

Wait, what?

It took me a good 5 minutes more of eavesdropping to realize she was actually talking about selling her mustang convertible, not her baby. That's what I get for not listening to the conversation from the beginning!